Mayor Gonzo Mays

Honorary Mayor of Key West, Florida USA *National Product Endorser *Feature Entertainment Writer *Tourist Television Host *Elite Team of Foreign Legion of Journalists *BIG Key Lime Pie Fight Champ *Advocate: Children, Animals, Elderly
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The Notable New Family Classic
 
Shivers me timbers and a yo ho, ho, ho!
There's a little something you might not known about Ole Saint Nick. So move over Red Beard, Black Bearc, and Blue Beard, there's a pirate known as Ole White Beard and when it comes to getting pirates their holiday loot n' booty, he sails the seven seas with an endangered team of fantastic beluga white whales that are a thundering sight upon ocean waves.
 
An 8x10 fully-illustrated, 44-page collectable work of art, Pirate Night Before Christmas authored by Key West Honorary Mayor Gonzo Mays offers an authentic, yet playful, pirate experience for the entire family and adds a buccaneering twist to the old classic that nary a reader won't enjoy reading - and reciting!
 
So go ahead, stow away, mates...
there's merry to make!