Mayor Gonzo Mays
Honorary Mayor of Key West, Florida USA *National Product Endorser *Feature Entertainment Writer *Tourist Television Host *Elite Team of Foreign Legion of Journalists *BIG Key Lime Pie Fight Champ *Advocate: Children, Animals, Elderly
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Gonzo Girl and Don Brown in the secret Key Largo brew kitchen of Pirate's Choice Rum. For the best damn mojito recipe this side of the Caribbean read adventure: Gonzo Girl Finds Cure for the Common Cold

 
 
 
 
 
Sammie protects her Priate's Choice Rum Mojito and
other goodies from her Comcast T.V. producer Bad Boy Barta
 
 
      

 

Fly Fishing Legend and IGFA Hall of Famer Billy Pate...The first man ever to catch all six species of Billfish on a fly. Billy gives fishing buddy Gonzo Girl a casting lesson in Islamorada, Florida. Read Gonzo Girl adventure:  Tales FromThe Islamorada Fishing Club
 
 
 
 
Billy Pate with The GoNz at the famous Islamorada Fishing Club which Billy founded in 1950. Billy was also the visionary for Worldwide Sportsman aka Bass Pro Shops.
 
 
 

 

 

Self proclaimed "NFL Has Been" Gary Dunn and Gonzo Girl Knockin' down a few at The Ocean View Sports Pub (an honest-to-god pirate safe haven which holds the first liquor license ever issued in the Florida Keys). Gary is a twelve-year defensive lineman for the Pittsburg Steelers and two time Super Bowl champ. He better keep a eye on that Super Bowl ring  because he may have just met his match.
                                                              
  

 

 

 

 I knew it! After a few more mugs of grog things got nasty at the Ocean View. That's  Gary Dunn's Super Bowl ring on Gonzo Girl's finger! 

(But no one ever listens to the caption writer) 
 
 

  
GoNz lives in a small drinking village with a big fishing problem!
 
   
 

 

The GoNz and her long time friend and mentor, Phillip Burton on his Angela Street front porch swing in Key West, Florida. Phillip is the father of Richard Burton (one of the world's greatest actors) and was responsible for teaching his son and twice daughter-in-law, Elizabeth Taylor the theater. I always felt I was in the presence of a genius whenever time permitted Phillip and I to be together. Not a day goes by that I don't employ the acting techniques taught to me by my friend. Read Gonzo Adventure: The Farting llama Handler

 

 
   
 
Atocha treasure hunter Mel Fisher and The GoNz enjoyed many a sunset at the Pier House in Old Town, Key West.