Sammie Mays...
Feature entertainment writer, member of the Foreign Legion of Journalists and Honorary Mayor of Key West and the fabulous Florida Keys
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Gonzo Girl and Don Brown in the secret Key Largo brew kitchen of Pirate's Choice Rum. For the best damn mojito recipe this side of the Caribbean read adventure: Gonzo Girl Finds Cure for the Common Cold http://www.keynoter.com/articles/2006/12/20/lattitudes/lat02.txt
 
 
Gonzo Soul Sista and Professional Lip Reader
Stephanie Parsonsand Dad...listening! 
 
 
 
Sammie protects her Priate's Choice Rum Mojito and
other goodies from her Comcast T.V. producer Bad Boy Barta
 
      

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Fly Fishing Legend and IGFA Hall of Famer Billy Pate...The first man ever to catch all six species of Billfish on a fly. Billy gives fishing buddy Gonzo Girl a casting lesson in Islamorada, Florida. Read Gonzo Girl adventure:  Tales FromThe Islamorada Fishing Club http://keynoter.com/articles/2006/09/15/lattitudes/lat02.txt
 
 
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Billy Pate with The GoNz at the famous Islamorada Fishing Club which Billy founded in 1950. Billy was also the visionary for Worldwide Sportsman aka Bass Pro Shops.
 
 

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Self proclaimed "NFL Has Been" Gary Dunn and Gonzo Girl Knockin' down a few at The Ocean View Sports Pub (an honest-to-god pirate safe haven which holds the first liquor license ever issued in the Florida Keys).  Gary is a twelve-year defensive lineman for the Pittsburg Steelers and two time Super Bowl champ. He better keep a eye on that Super Bowl ring though because he may have just met his match. 
Read Gonzo Adventure: Yo Ho!  The Pirate Chronicle
http://www.keynoter.com/articles/2006/09/22/lattitudes/lat02.txt
 
 

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I knew it! After a few more mugs of grog things got nasty at the Ocean View. That's  Gary Dunn's Super Bowl ring on Gonzo Girl's finger! 
(But no one ever listens to the caption writer) 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
GoNz lives in a small drinking village with a big fishing problem!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
The GoNz and her long time friend and mentor, Phillip Burton on his Angela Street front porch swing in Key West, Florida. Phillip is the father of Richard Burton (one of the world's greatest actors) and was responsible for teaching his son and twice daughter-in-law, Elizabeth Taylor the theater. I always felt I was in the presence of a genius whenever time permitted Phillip and I to be together. Not a day goes by that I don't employ the acting techniques taught to me by my friend. Read Gonzo Adventure:  The Farting llama Handler
http://keynoter.com/articles/2006/09/01/lattitudes/lat02.txt
 
     
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Atocha treasure hunter Mel Fisher and The GoNz enjoyed many a sunset at the Pier House in Old Town, Key West.